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    Hier volgen een aantal leuke seksgrappen:

    The Elderly lady

    This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.

    The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

    The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Libifun?"

    The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

    "Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Libifun into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

    The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

    Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

    "How did it go?" the doctor asked.

    "Terrible, doctor, terrible."

    "Did it not work?"

    "Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

    "Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

    "Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

    Older man

    An older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription for Libifun. The Doctor looks over the man, and says, "Libifun can be dangerous and we do not just dispense it indiscriminately. Please bring your wife to my office next week and we'll discuss this in more detail.
    So the following week he shows up with his wife. The Doctor asks to see the wife by herself for a few moments and she follows him back to the examining room. The doctor asks her to disrobe and she does. He then asks her to turn around in 360 degrees a few times then instructs her to get up on the examining table and to turn in various positions. He then tells her she can get dressed and goes out to meet the Male Patient. "Sir," The Doctor Says, "There is nothing wrong with you, I couldn't get an erection either.

     This man got his prescription for Libifun, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an hour."

    "Perfect," she replies.

    The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Libifun an hour before. He takes the Libifun and waits. Well, and hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife?

    She calls him on the phone and she says, "Traffic is terrible. I won't be there for about an hour and a half."

    The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice. "What should I do?" he asks.

    The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?"

    "Yes" the man replied.

    "Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?" said the Doctor.

    The man then replied with dismay, "But I don't need Libifun with the housekeeper..."

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    document last modified: 16:49 22-12-2008 GMT+1:00